Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Happiness is a Wolford Bodysuit and a warm Maserati Biturbo.

Bodysuits, one-pieces, leotards-whatever you call them, I have had my share of experience with them. Whether it was trying to copy the Beverly Hills 90210 look in elementary school by wearing floral bodysuits with the snaps on the bottom (genius idea!), 5 years of classical ballet training where a short sleeved, scooped back black leotard was our uniform, or my good ole' days working at the American Apparel showroom where bodysuits came back into fashion but in a sexy, raunchy porn kind of way.

Although bodysuits have come and gone several times from current fashion trends and from my wardrobe, I have never seen a collection of bodysuits so posh as Wolford's collection. If their line of one-pieces were a car, they would be a sleek black 1987 Maserati Biturbo. Both have a little 1980s Wall Street feel to it, you want to be in one (both the bodysuit and Maserati) while listening to The Human League on full blast, both have had a bunch of super models in them, you have to be either super good-looking or very rich to afford one (the Wolford one pieces start at $395) and i'm sure both the Maserati and Wolford bodysuits will get you plenty of back seat action! Oooooooooooh yea!








1987 Maserati Biturbo

I want to make love to these bodysuits and the Biturbo.



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2 comments:

  1. Probably the most perfect blog entry I've ever read.

    Why? One of my favourite cars of the late 80's/early 90's and one of the sexiest items of clothing ever.... Yet both are a rare sight today!

    I've never known of a girl who would appreciate both the Biturbo and the Wolford Bodysuit! Amazing.

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  2. Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed what I thought was a dorky post. Thanks for reading!

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